We’re very fortunate to have poached him from TradeMe after eight years of blazing a trail in the industry. Seriously, we think he might actually be a genius.
We’re not sure quite how he does it, but he does live over the road so the current theory is he drops by the office after hours to perfect his wickedly effective schemes.
We tricked him into this month’s Five Quick Questions by pretending they related to a new cutting-edge marketing strategy (it was the only way):
What would you be if you could be anything (aside from a social media
wizard, of course!)?
Professional dog walker. Love dogs. Love walking.
What would your superpower be?
I’d be able to fly so I could travel anywhere with ease. No, wait, change that to teleportation. I’m more about the destination than the journey.
Would you rather battle on horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?
Scores of little duck-sized horses for sure, easier to manage (maybe I could even bring a few of them over to my side?).
Serious question – pineapple on a pizza, yes or no?
Depends on the pizza. If it’s a Hawaiian pizza, I’m in. If it’s not, then back away from the pineapple.
Lastly, what’s your favourite meme?
“Just Putin On My Glasses.” Trump’s BFF is a constant source of meme humour.