What would you be if you could be anything (aside from a social media wizard, of course!)?
An archeologist, no doubt. I was obsessed with Indiana Jones as a child (still am!), and uncovering the untold mysteries of the old world sounds like a great way to spend the 9 - 5.
What would your chosen superpower be?
I’d travel through time, not for profit or to change anything, just to fact check the accuracy of historical events. I’d then spread the word if anything was amiss, people need to know!
Would you rather battle one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?
Bring on the tiny horses, birds are terrifying and one giant bird is about the scariest foe I can dream up.
Serious question – pineapple on a pizza, yes or no?
Hell no. Just no. No, no, no, no. Don’t care to elaborate. This should be outlawed.
Lastly, what’s your favourite meme?
A two-way tie between ‘me’ memes and the high-brow series of ‘elf on a shelf’ memes. These should hang in the louvre.