Here’s what Henry had to say about our famous ESM staff quiz:
What would you be if you could be anything (aside from a social media wizard, of course!)?
A shoe. That way I could be surrounded by shoelaces all day. Is it too late to negotiate being paid in shoelaces? I don’t really need money, my dad buys me everything I need. Except shoelaces. Know where I can get some?
What would your chosen superpower be?
To speak human. The people in the office are nice, but they can’t seem to understand what I’m saying. Sometimes I’ll ask a simple question like “can I go outside now?” and they’ll just rub my belly and go back to work. Or quite often I’ll say “may I have some food, please?” and they’ll throw a ball back over my head. I can’t eat that, you know? I don’t think they’re terribly bright.
Would you rather battle one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?
I have no beef with horses, as two of the more beloved members of the animal kingdom dogs and horses have had a standing truce for millennia, and I have no interest in breaking that. Ducks on the other hand… I’ve heard my workmates talk about how when I bark I sound a bit like a duck. It’s demeaning. If I have to battle a giant duck to show them who’s boss and gain a little respect around here, then let’s go. I’m ready.
Serious question – pineapple on a pizza, yes or no?
I don’t really get the hype around pizza. It’s just bread and sauce. And cheese. That stuff is nasty. Can I just have dried leaves and shoelaces instead?
Lastly, what’s your favourite meme?
Hipster dog is a big one, but you probably haven’t heard of that one. Least favourite is Grumpy Cat… We get it, you’re grumpy and a cat, is that supposed to be original?