Bruce Banner wouldn’t leave us alone so we finally agreed to let him interview Golnaz.
Social media maven and deadly Muaythai / martial arts combatant with a strong social conscience, Golnaz has been managing content for us while saving the world and kicking the cr*p out of contestants…
Bruce Banner: What would you be if you could be anything (aside from a social media wizard, obviously)?
Golnaz: World champion kick-boxer (I’m on my way!! — manifest and the universe shall return!)
Bruce: What would your superpower be?
Golnaz: Reading people’s thoughts — equally awesome and horrible.… I’d probably regret it quickly.
Bruce: Would you rather battle on horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?
Golnaz: I’d rather adopt and be a mum to 100 duck sized horses.
Bruce: Serious question — pineapple on a pizza, yes or no?
Golnaz: Disgusting abomination. A national disgrace.
Bruce: Lastly, what’s your favourite meme?
Golnaz: Being a proud meme addict, there are many but I particularly love dark ones and this one’s been tickling my fancy.